With a sawed-off. What was he doing with that? If your business requires you to keep a sawed-off shotgun on the premises, it’s probably not a good idea to draw attention to yourself by using it on lawn and garden equipment

But the best part of the story is what he told the cops when they arrived:

“I can do that. It’s my lawn mower, it’s my yard. I can shoot it if I want.”

I want that on the front of the tee-shirt.

Dude’s pitcher on the back.